Mormon Speak

Billy has brought it to my attention that I speak like I am Mormon. As you know I do not cuss for a variety of reasons.

These are some of the things I say (with examples):
1. Holy guacamole I love this hot sauce. (Instead of holy s...)
2. Shut the front door! (shut the f... up)
3. Cheese and Rice you are all driving like idiots! (j.... c....)
4. My husband has a nice bum (a..)
5. ETC

I know cuss words are socially constructed and implying at them may be just as terrible.

Good thing Billy and I are having Mexican for dinner! All this talk about guacamole and cheese and rice is making me hungry...